May. 8th, 2008

nico1908: (Jackass!)

A friend just sent me this:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother", she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Here is another one:

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.  One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?”

 

The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.  It's probably just your Dad.”

May we all find find many more things to giggle about today!

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